“Instant Coffee” Song Parody by Rick London “Instant Karma by John Lennon
December 2, 2008Instant Karma” by John Lennon (Song Parody by Rick L. 
c2008) “Instant Coffee”
Instant coffee is synthetic food,
Doesn’t jolt you out of bed,
Tastes like it came from the land of nether,
I’d just as soon be dead.
What in the world is that stuff made of?
Not the farm-fresh beans I love,
Sanka tastes like Super Glue,
And Folger’s too, it’s true,
Instant coffee doesn’t resemble food,
Keep your Mr. Coffee in place,
Doesn’t matter how you measure it darlin’
It simply has no taste,.
I’d rather drink Celestial Seasonings Tea,
Even though all it does it make you pee,
Take me to the nearest coffee bar
Or drink expresso at
A Turkish Bazar.
So today I’ll yawn,
Turn the coffee pot on
The one by Bunn, drink on.
Instant coffee make me want to puke,
Tastes more like molded meat,
And you know if I had my druthers,
I’d drink Starbucks till I peaked.
Irish Crème is the premiere,
Komodo Dragon blend’s pretty near,
Hazelnut gets you in gear,
It’s so cavalier.
And we all drink on,
‘Till the java’s all gone,
Six cups downed by dawn
Drink on and on and on on on,
Yea yeah, alright, uh huh, ah.
We’ll drink ’till its gone,
Can drink pots till the buzz is on.
Just turn it on.
Drink up and its gone, gone gone.
Drink in a wi fi zone
By the quart or by the ton,
Caffeine keeps ya “on”,
Kenya Peaberry all day long.
Turn on that Bunn,
No more dry caffeine runs,
We’re like loons at Starbucks dusk to dawn.
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